What Would You Do If You Had 89 Billion Dollars?
I would create a store called the Stupidfuuckpiiss store and all we would sell is pencil crayons and every pencil crayon would be a million dollars. And there would be ads on TV every 3 seconds about the store, advertising about our million dollar pencil crayons. And for every Starbucks on every corner in town I would surround each Starbucks with 6 Stupidfuuckpiiss stores. Everyone would hate the store and me but I would keep it open for thousands of years with my 89 billion dollars.
How about you?
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OMFG!
I like your idea XD
i would give 84 billion away to the millions of poor people because thats wayyyyy more then any one needs (i could make every one rich seeings there’s about 9 billion people on earth) then i’d buy tons of cool stuff with the 5 billion i have left
EDIT: okay maybe i’d leave ten billion to my self and then open up a resturaunt with amazing free food… i’d hire only the best chefs and pay them out of my own pocket… yeah… oh but not just one resturaunt it would be a franchise
i think i’d get a lambo murcialargo to and buy every single good song there is on iTunes twice
After taxes I would plan to give my 10% plus to the church. It would be broken down over many years and that way it could not be spent unwisely. I would live only on the interest. I would share billions to the needy, not the bums too lazy to get out and get a job….. The elderly, the cold, the hungry, and the sick.
I belive that all comes from God and it belongs to God. I am just a messenger that he has given me the task and the duty to complete.
i would buy my way out of high school
and then i would buy myself a car
and buy myself a little bit of clothes
some shoes
then i would travel around the world
and of course give money to my parents
and donate to a charity, like st.judes
.. this is just talking hypercritically
but if it really did happen it wouldnt change anything.. money isnt everything
I would open my own business with that kind of money. I would save a ton of it in my savings, share it with my family and friends. I would also donate money to universities to help find a cure for alzheimers and help my dear grandma.
i’d open my own chain of restaurants, and maybe my own bar. i’m into Nascar and racing. so i’d also create my own team, or put my name on their cars as a sponsor.
i’d start my own record company
donate to over 100 charities
and build a school that teaches kids about diff. cultures and music and art
I would runaway and live where ever i want *cough* *cough* Indianna *cough* *cough*
School:House:2Cars:Debts:$5milCharity:FU…
Give to 3rd world countries, get countries out of recession and cure cancer. THEN I would spend it.
Whatever the hell I want!
Have my own space station and leave Earth to explore space. A Dyson’s sphere would be much nicer.
Me, My family, My Friends, and about 30 generations after us we’ll all be good
disappear for awhile
Sail Around the World,….A Few Dozen Times, for Starters….!!
invest
wtf
Get 89 billion lap dances
do you really just have something against starbucks coffee??? DUDE let it go
I would shop til i drop and of course invest in real estate and stuff
I would spend it
spend 20 bill of it for fun
save it until i earn more(:
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